Monday, July 10, 2006

Caffeinator's Top 5 Dream-Baristas

5. Reality Bites-era Janeane Garofalo

4. Thelma.

# 3 - a little (okay, a lot) skinny for my usual tastes, but the look - capri pants with the sensible, slip on flats - just completely breaks my heart. And that hair! Jean Seberg is the absolute sexiest, coolest thing to come out of the very cool, veddy sexy French New Wave.

#2 - Enid. ESPECIALLY in this outfit...

And the #1 fetishistic barista hottie is...

"Hi, Loonette. May I have a double, cuban-style espresso? And can you tell me the time again... pretty please..."