Monday, July 10, 2006

Caffeinator's Top 5 Dream-Baristas


5. Reality Bites-era Janeane Garofalo










4. Thelma.










# 3 - a little (okay, a lot) skinny for my usual tastes, but the look - capri pants with the sensible, slip on flats - just completely breaks my heart. And that hair! Jean Seberg is the absolute sexiest, coolest thing to come out of the very cool, veddy sexy French New Wave.







#2 - Enid. ESPECIALLY in this outfit...










And the #1 fetishistic barista hottie is...

"Hi, Loonette. May I have a double, cuban-style espresso? And can you tell me the time again... pretty please..."

*SWOON*

7 comments:

thisandthat said...

awesome!!! Love the last one!

cassie d said...

Thelma? Why do i call her Velma?

And your #1 barista? I have her doll, Molly, sitting on my bed. Josh thinks i'm a nutbar! i'm forwarding him this post!

cassie d said...

sorry no booze cruize!

but i'm a little glad we didn't go!
i was driving back from hangin' with josh's family, and i drove past govenor's park where they were all at! i thought about jumping onto my bike and joining them, but then i spotted my ex-boyfriend, and i ran away. far far away!

i'll stick with the wednesday night crew! if you're still up for it!

Josh said...

yep, You have singled out the hottest girls to ever fall in the public eye (even though thelma is a cartoon, it's what she represents that is ever so sexy) But I would say that #5 and #2 should both be #1.

cassie d said...

i'm glad to hear you're writing again!
i can't wait to go on a nice ride - or a Virgin Lipgloss!

cassie d said...

more writing! barista of the week!

wifey said...

I agree....we are waiting for our hip cafe writer drug...give us more.