Tuesday, June 06, 2006

06/06/06




"Coffee should be black as hell; strong as death, and sweet as love. "

Turkish Proverb





Is that treacly-sincere co-worker not sitting in her cubicle today? You know - the one who passes out the inappropriately religious Christmas cards every year, and always sneaks "bless you" into every conversation, even when you haven't sneezed? Who's desk is covered with equal parts anti-vampire arsenal and "Winnie the Pooh" paraphenalia?

Well, maybe she just happened to call in sick to work today... but take a close look at your "Dilbert" desk calendar. Maybe, just maybe, she's been taken up by the rapture, while we here on Earth will have to deal with... "The Tribulation"! ROAR!

If so... why not sit back and enjoy a nice, hearty cup of joe. Or, as the 16th century Catholic church called it "Satan's Drink". After all, being "Left Behind" is just another way of saying "left alone".



And, baby, I'm left behind and feelin' fine! Bwah ha ha ha!

Oh, wait. There she is.

Bah, humbug.

1 comment:

Amber said...

I like that, my motto is:
Black as the devil's kiss.