Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The Depeche Mold


Ever since I was laid off from the cable company last year, I’ve toyed with the idea of downgrading to plain ol’ antenna-powered broadcast TV. I’m pissed off that they keep cutting back on what comes with our package (no more Something Weird and second season Facts of Life episodes on demand for free – the greedy bastards!) I don’t really have the time to keep up with the demanding, multi-layered story arcs that cable series are famous for - and besides that, it’s not as if I have all this extra money to burn. But the thing is, the wife and I (being the urbane sophisticated folks that we are) have this weekly ritual, where we sit down to watch two solid hours of public access programming every Friday night. It’s even better since the radical teenagers from Denver Open Media took over the programming last year. They’re like the 21st century, punk-rock Little Rascals, firing up their mid-grade digital video equipment and shouting “Hey, kids! Let’s put on a motherf**king show!”
Seriously, this stuff is pure comedy gold; uncut, uncensored, and usually unintentional. There’s this one program, VlogTV, where these two kids sit in front of a laptop and show clips off of youtube. It’s sort of like “Homemovies” that used to air on KBDI in the 80s, except everything is viewer-requested, so nobody reviews the content beforehand. There’s always this breathless, nerve rattling moment while the hosts wait to see if they’ve been duped into downloading hot MILF action.

Then there’s the “Chuck and Linda Lee Show” - Linda Lee is a new-ager of the “angels talk to me” variety, who talks all about creating your reality, while she herself pantomimes drinking a cup of tea. Chuck’s reality consists of getting the smackdown from Linda Lee anytime he opens his mouth to say something. And playing guitar.

The other thing I love about public access is that anytime I watch it, I’m sure to see someone I know. The wife - she used to do naughty with a guy that had a speaking part in Steven Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds”. Me – I watch channel 57 and see Rebecca, an avant guard artist who went by “Becky” back when she was cheerleading at dear ol’ Northglenn High School.

Last week, we got the kids to bed early so we could watch the monthly live broadcast of the “First Friday” event on Santa Fe. Right there on stage, belting out "Roxanne" in front of a group of middle aged guys, was a girl that I used make out with on a semi-regular basis.

You know how you have those paradigm shifting revelations about your own life? And you know how they don’t generally occur when you’re actually meditating, or hiking to the top of one of Colorado’s many 14,000 foot peaks?. Yeah, I had one of those, right then. A clear, cognizant reflection of my own reality; not one I’ve so much created, as one that’s a product of my advancing age.

Do you know how old I am?

I am old enough to actually know people who play in cover-bands. (!)

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I kid, of course. I kid, because I love. And because I can relate. Who am I to knock somebody for whatever it is that gets them through their eight hours of day job? And really, she effectively re-created that early to mid-nineties college rock growl. I mean, it wouldn’t be unheard of if they garnered some measure of success for mimicking their influences.

I remember, there used to be this band in Boulder called “Fluorescent Echo”. The lead vocals were handled by a dude who was a dead ringer for Erasure’s Andy Bell. The keyboardist looked like Jane Childs, and the bass player was Flea, just like every other bass player on the planet in 1991. While most bands Northwest of Denver were known for approximating The Grateful Dead, Fluorescent Echo effectively channeled Depeche Mode in order to achieve their 15 minutes of fame.

And it’s not as if they were the only ones – In the late 80s / early 90s, you couldn’t hock a loogie without hitting a sack full of Yamaha DX7s, all programmed to mimic the Mode. After some quick Googling, I realized that no one yet has put together a list of those bands. And you know what that means - - it's time to get bloggin'!

To wit:

RED FLAG






Now, these guys were just flat-out brazen. Not only did they recreate the Mode's sound, note for reverberating, hammer-striking-anvil note - but the lead singer had the audacity to raid Martin Gore's closet as well. But these guys knew who they were ripping off - you had to give them that. Their first album was like 10 songs worth of "Strangelove" - and their remix album, "Naive Dance", had tracks produced by Paul Robb of Information Society. So that's like a double dip of synth-y goodness.

MODE-O-METER: FOUR STARS




CAMOUFLAGE

Sure, I could have gone the easy route, and just put up the video for "The Great Commandment"; but I had a dream JUST like this one time. I was watching a government controlled TV network in Germany back before the Berlin Wall came down, and Matt Damon was wearing some Z Cavariccis and doing the Molly Ringwald side-to -side. Besides, I thought the hardest working band in Eastern Europe deserved some of the spotlight. You think it's easy to produce that kind of techno-pop when the commies in charge only let you use a conventional drum set? RESPECT, yo.


MODE-O-METER: 5 STARS


7 RED 7


Seven Red Seven (myspace page)

Okay, so I couldn't find any youtube clips for these guys. Which means nobody had a video camera at the Sacramento mall opening where they performed their triumphant live show. But listen to that music on their myspace page, and just try not to feel nostalgic.

(if you can do it, just leave me alone. You're dead to me.)


MODE-O-METER: 3.5 STARS


CAUSE AND EFFECT


To be perfectly honest, this track always kind of bugged me. I mean, sure, it has a good beat, and you could do the new wave "sweep a penny" dance to it; but the best Depeche Mode songs were always about longing, obsession, need. "You Think You Know Her" is a dark, haunting ode to taking some "me-time", in order to really be sure what you want out of life. And while that may be good advice for the average 17 year old who listens to this kind of stuff, it's doesn't exactly fit a grinding dance track. And what's up with their monicker? Do you think they go on couples spiritual retreats with Hall, Oats, Milli, Vanilli, Captain, Tenille, Big, and Tasty? And that hair - dude, didn't you get the fax that sportin' it like Rico Suave is no good for your alternative-radio street cred?

MODE-O-METER: 3 STARS


So there it is, folks - my comprehensive list of bands rockin' it in The Mode.

Why? Why not? This is how I get through my eight hours of day job.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

okay....that 'Cause and Effect' video was in one song EVERYTHING that was wrong in the 80's!!! if you make any more mixed CD's of this shite, or any more Information Society I will have to divorce you.

Big Daddy said...

Fluorescent Echo really rings a bell.

Channel 57 on Comcast?

Unknown said...

Hells Yeah!

Or 56...

Or 58...

They occassionally (okay, rarely) have programming schedules up at "denveropenmedia.org"

Anonymous said...

awesome ted. you are just getting better and better. your blog is always my favorite.

Anonymous said...

I used to dance to "Russian Radio" at Revival all the time. A friend kept insisting it was a Depeche Mode single. I love Naive Art!

"As I spend my days/searching for ways/love is over girl/so is radio/Russian radio!"

Anonymous said...

Hilarious... I was in Fluorescent Echo. I never thought I looked like Jane Childs. (laugh) Hey thanks for the shout out!
Very fun indeed.

Ted said...

Hey, glad you found me! And thanks for taking the time to leave a comment (and for having a sense of humor!) - For the record, I LOVED going to see you guys. Last time I saw you, you were opening for Anything Box (!) at the Marquis Club in Boulder...

Anonymous said...

Oh wow... Anything Box! Yes awesome show! Great to hear that someone remembers that one aside from me.
Its funny yesterday I was out with a friend at lunch and he had asked me to tell him all about FE so I got nostalgic and did a web search. I was surprised to find your post and the fact that our cds are going for like 40 bucks new on Amazon. Crazy. I like your blog. Good stuff. I'll keep dropping by. :)

Anonymous said...

Wow...it is a little mini reunion on FE fans and members. I used to go see shows at Club 156 in the CU students center. I just did a FE google search to see what happened to the band and stumbled in here myself......

English Carl said...

Hey anonymous FE member, I don't know if you'll remember me but I had a lot of fun with you all back then. I even helped out as a roadie / bouncer at a few shows. I worked with your brother & was roomies with Alex, Lea & Tyson. Amazing who you can find on Google.

KNHL said...

Ah, yes, the good old days of Pogos (AKA Ground Zero) and the FE shows there. I'll have to check my collection at home for any more DM-alike bands. I loved Heather, John and I can't believe I forgot the other guy's name. He was so quiet, I guess it's not surprising! I sometimes miss those days of my "Cure bangs" and baggy tshirts and jeans with Creepers/Docs. *sigh* At least I still have cool hair (updated, of course), my DM related license plate and all of my old tunes to keep my sanity. It's great to see the old "club kids" like Heather at the "retro shows" that come through town. We should have a reunion for people who used to frequent Pogos/GZ, Club LA, INXS, The Void, The Fizz, Norman's, Muddy's, etc... Wouldn't that be interesting?! Keep on keepin' on everyone!

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