Friday, March 28, 2008

HA ha!

Best Hair on a TV Personality — Male (2008)
Leland Vittert Channel 31



"How do the managers at Denver's Fox affiliate keep finding so many on-air dudes with great 'dos? Could they have a deal with the devil — or maybe Paul Mitchell? Whatever the case, Leland Vittert displays hair heroics in the glorious tradition of such predecessors as Phil Keating and Jeremy Hubbard, sporting a pillowy coiffure that floats over his cranium like the sort of brown cloud not even the Environmental Protection Agency would dare oppose. And while his hair looks soft and pliable, it stays put no matter the climactic condition — as if the gods themselves wouldn't dare mess with such perfection. Hmm, maybe Fox does have a deal with the devil."

From 2008 Westword - Best of Denver

8 comments:

MrDanger said...

this guy always makes me wanna puke
his goodie goodie voice and appearence and I bet he has more time on the bowie coke mirror then.......well (insert your fav drug overdose hollywood/rock star here).Ok my rant is over and hell he MIGHT be a good guy with bad hair?!?

It's not pretty underneath... said...

I love that "pillowy coiffure" is bandied about like it's a GOOD thing; I think his hair makes him look smarmy.

But I stopped in to tell you I saw your Onion article. Rock on, friend. Rock on. Congrats.

Get Off My Lawn! said...

That's not hair. It's a helmet. He can take it off when not engaged in battle with trolls and such. Funny.

Anonymous said...

damn....some people who comment here are angry....the hair is like a prerequisite along with whitened teeth and the fake laugh. but seriously, is that his real name? I could just see him taking months to come up with something catchy.

Big Daddy said...

I miss Phil Keating.

[Sigh.]

Ted said...

OOOOh, the stories we could tell you, Big Daddy...

Anonymous said...

sweetie-
he's the one with the stories about metrosexual Phil!

- the wife

Big Daddy said...

Hee hee.