Leland Vittert Channel 31
"How do the managers at Denver's Fox affiliate keep finding so many on-air dudes with great 'dos? Could they have a deal with the devil — or maybe Paul Mitchell? Whatever the case, Leland Vittert displays hair heroics in the glorious tradition of such predecessors as Phil Keating and Jeremy Hubbard, sporting a pillowy coiffure that floats over his cranium like the sort of brown cloud not even the Environmental Protection Agency would dare oppose. And while his hair looks soft and pliable, it stays put no matter the climactic condition — as if the gods themselves wouldn't dare mess with such perfection. Hmm, maybe Fox does have a deal with the devil."
From 2008 Westword - Best of Denver
8 comments:
this guy always makes me wanna puke
his goodie goodie voice and appearence and I bet he has more time on the bowie coke mirror then.......well (insert your fav drug overdose hollywood/rock star here).Ok my rant is over and hell he MIGHT be a good guy with bad hair?!?
I love that "pillowy coiffure" is bandied about like it's a GOOD thing; I think his hair makes him look smarmy.
But I stopped in to tell you I saw your Onion article. Rock on, friend. Rock on. Congrats.
That's not hair. It's a helmet. He can take it off when not engaged in battle with trolls and such. Funny.
damn....some people who comment here are angry....the hair is like a prerequisite along with whitened teeth and the fake laugh. but seriously, is that his real name? I could just see him taking months to come up with something catchy.
I miss Phil Keating.
[Sigh.]
OOOOh, the stories we could tell you, Big Daddy...
sweetie-
he's the one with the stories about metrosexual Phil!
- the wife
Hee hee.
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